50 ways to convince people you're magic

i wrote this for poetry class. when it's written out on the page it looks a lot cooler, with like 20 of them on one page, but i ain't tryna confuse myself by replicatin' that on blogger. whuddair. my teacher clearly loves me. yeahyeah, i know i'm clever.

1.
offer
a ride
in your
flying car

2.
keep checking
the mailbox
the letter
will come

3.
yell
LUMOS
at the
light switch

4.
sew
an
invisibility
cloak

5.
join
the
quidditch
team

6.
invisible friends:
ron
and
hermione

7.
purchase
a
magic
wand

8.
get
fitted
for
robes

9.
stupefy
the
school
bully

10.
beg dad
to grow
hagrid's
beard

11.
recreate
tom
riddle's
diary

12.
"has
anyone
seen my
horcrux?"

13.
get
adopted
by
molly

14.
make
your
own
spells

15.
pregnant?
name
her
hermione

16.
write a
musical
about
it

17.
claim
you're
a
metamorphmagus

18.
listen
to
wizard
rock

19.
refuse
the
3rd
floor

20.
actually
believe
in
nargles

21.
love
poems
to
gilderoy

22.
security guard?
no,
that's
filch!

23.
only
sleep
in
four posters

24.
request a
government
time
turner

25.
there
has to be
ginger
hair dye

26.
lose
count of
the
rereads

27.
cosplay draco
even if
you're
a girl

28.
no
fighting
just
dueling

29.
"make
love
not
horcruxes"

30.
wand
always
at the
ready

31.
harry potter
posters
count as
wallpaper

32.
study
your
star
sign

33.
you're not
riding a horse,
you're a
centaur

34.
make
your own
radish
earrings

35.
pass out
anti-
umbridge
flyers

36.
palin
and
voldemort
2012

37.
it's not
halloween,
but i'm still
luna

38.
crucio
when
things
get bad

39.
50 ways
to make
voldemort
mad

40.
horn-rimmed
glasses? must
work for
the ministry

41.
you're a
catholic,
i'm a
potterist

42.
mom, i'm
scared for
school
tomorrow.

43.
what if
they put
me in
slytherin?

44.
you're a
quarterback,
i'm a
beater

45.
the whomping
willow has
feelings
too

46.
defacing property?
just letting them
know the
chamber's open

47.
no castle?
not applying
to your
school

48.
in your
next life,
haunt the
bathroom

49.
my child
is a
NEWT
student

50.
toyota?
have you
heard of
the nimbus?